Schiavo: Thanks for meeting with me. Baldwin: Cocksucker. Schiavo: Excuse me? Baldwin: Fathead. Schiavo: Wait a second. You said in your New York magazine piece that it was ‘cocksucking motherfucker’. Now you’re going back to your original claim that you said ‘fathead’. Baldwin: No. I’m just calling you a fathead. A fatty fathead. Schiavo: Eat it, Baldwin. ...Read More
As a New Yorker and a new mom, trust me, it’s true. Forget chivalry, there is just a complete lack of common courtesy. I can’t tell you how many times I struggle to get through the door of a Starbucks or wherever else with my stroller and people just stare at me, annoyed that I’m ...Read More
Schiavo: You’re pretty. Christie: Huh? Schiavo: I just thought starting off with a compliment would be nice. Let me try again. (Ahem). Governor Christie, you’re impressive. Christie: Okaaay…. Schiavo: No, really. I never knew it was possible to stand in Seaside Heights and Asbury Park at the same time to give a speech. You really ...Read More
